Afternoon Delight
Pg. 99 - The ListThere’s not much to tell of, as usual, but I think everyone should be happy for me because yesterday was my half-birthday. This is as good a reason to celebrate as any, in my book 
My mom is moving to Virginia (from Pennsylvania) next month. It’s right near where I was born, so it’s on the eastern coast around Virginia Beach, Newport News, etc. I’m really happy and excited for her, but more for myself because now I can go stay with her in the summers and go to the beach whenever 
It does kind of suck though because she’ll be further away from me and also all of the family in New Jersey.
Justin’s sister will be spending this weekend with us (she’s 14) so that should be fun. I hope it stays cool out, maybe we can go to the mall or do something else. I’m really not sure of what there is to do around here yet. All I know is that I’m sick of drinking coffee and playing Scattergories on my Friday nights.
In other “news”, Paris Hilton was just let out of jail early for some “medical problem”. What a bitch! I knew she wouldn’t have to serve her sentence. 
yeah…i tend not to make many socially wise decisions. but if anyone asks about it, i’ll tell them straight up that i have a transformers temporary tattoo on. no shame, baby. no shame.
holy crap! virginia! you had better come visit her! and then i’ll come visit you! and we can eat a lot of ice cream or go get tans or something. i like like 2-2 1/2 hours from Norfolk/VB!!
xoxo
- Brian
I’m not anti-semitic, I have nothing against Jews. It’s just after I saw Borat the movie, random quotes kept on slipping out. The girl who posted was over exaggerating. *rolls eyes*
Paris prolly got her daddy to bribe some higher authority. Reminds me of ‘Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous’ by GC. xx
- Sarah
You…are SOOO mean. There’s more to me….than meets the eye…TRANSFORMERS!! hahahah, okay, i had to.
But I will totally drive all that way just to party with you.
- Brian
oh wow. i thought it wouldve been nice to see her in jail. all that fuss for nothing.
- jhaye
I was born in Virginia Beach!! :) One day when I’m in the east coast, I’ll come visit you.
- David
hahahahaha! why is it illegal in 7 states?!!?
- Brian
Wee! Belated happy birthday!
You’re mom’s moving near a beach? Cool! You’d hav e easier access to the beach now, plus, you won’t waste money on renting a resort room or an apartment or a hotel.
Paris Hilton’s case is called the power of money mixed with a handful of bitchiness.
- Enzo
Dude.
If celebrities are going to get sent to jail at all, they should be treated like normal people! Or don’t send them in the first place!
And actually, I was just saying last night that as far as contemporary art goes, I have decided that I only like pretty things, not things with meaning. So we have that in common.
Also, happy half-birthday! Hope you had fun with Justin’s sis!
- E
okay, everyone, i just want to exlpain that ashley won’t be updating… at all for a while. she’s currently in prison awaiting bail money that she probably won’t get for assaulting my sister. i won’t go into any more than that, but you should have a general idea…
- justin
Psh! Shutup, Jusitn :P
Everyone: I’m not incarcerated. Never was.
- Ashley
Haha what a random celebration! I dont think I even bothered to work out when my half birthday was up ntil now! Weird!
- Lisa
ohh nuh-uh gurrll, you best not be talkin trash about my rocketship footie pajamas!!
i will make you wear them and take a picture of you in them for all to see!!!
this is currently stuck in my head:
HEY HEY
YOU YOU
I DON’T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
- Brian
Paris Hilton is back in jail.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*i’m evil*
- J-Teoh
lol, but Ash…I was looking forward to a letter from prison.
- Heathee!
Hey Ash. Long time no comment.
Yep. Paris is back in jail.
- Ryan