Comments on: How to Become a Vampire

By: lola48

lola48 — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 20:56:23 +0000

but i absolutley twilight! i wan’t to be a monster like you edward….lol…no actually i do want to be a bloodsucking imortal demon!

By: Ashley

Ashley — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 04:52:20 +0000

You’re right, Bob. I’m out of my fucking mind. I never should have assumed readers would have the capacity to detect facetious writing.

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 12:26:31 +0000

C’mon. RUN YOURSELF OVER WITH A TRAIN!?!?!?! This chic must be out of her right mind if she ACTUALLY thinks ANYONE will bilieve this CRAP!!!

By: Name to vamp

Name to vamp — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 22:52:29 +0000

hey vampire does the train thing really worked or u’r just kiddin’

By: Faith Altenburg

Faith Altenburg — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 22:28:24 +0000

You’re funny dude :D, but don’t forget me !

By: vampire

vampire — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:55:10 +0000

i tryed the train one and it worked it hurt so much but it worked life is so much better this way

By: Mzzy !

Mzzy ! — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:30:58 +0000

Are you trying to hurt people. Fuck you. BTW I hate Twilight. Just a bunch of crap. But I’m a vampy lover! ^w^

By: kissa

kissa — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:18:13 +0000

watch anime beter than reading this crap

By: Scarlett

Scarlett — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:21:53 +0000

who ever wrote this is absolutly mental this will deffenitally kill the living daylights outa u.I am a Psychic Witch and this shit is fucked up.I mean some people will slitt their wrists and i have had friends die cuz of this web page and on her will she told me to aconplish one of these tasks.fuck it.and you should belive me when i say all of this stuff will kill you and ur hearing me ramble on and on,BUT JUST KEEP IN MIND I AM EMO, I CUT AND I EVEN I KNOW THIS WILL KILL U AND U KNO WHAT SOME DAY IM GONNA GET PISSED AND DO ONE OF THESE!dont wright this crap…

By: Name himeko

Name himeko — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 07:04:09 +0000

i hate twilight and all the rest of the stuff that goes with it. i am a total believer in vampires though. i also love anime vampires! XD anyways all of the suggestions at the top of the page is nothing but a bunch of crap.

By: Kitty

Kitty — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:34:20 +0000

Fuck you

By: Kitty

Kitty — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:33:43 +0000

Fuck you

By: Sora

Sora — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:16:36 +0000

DON’T become a vampire it may seem all fun cause of stupid twilight but it will ruin u life plz don’t throw it away like I did I did do the one about the train it’s hard being a …
Some people r wannabes don’t lisen to them most of the people here r serious but the people at my school piss me off!!!
for all the new …….. Just email me if u need help

By: lady ga ga

lady ga ga — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:32:29 +0000

i have 7 words for your usage of a vampire: this.blog.is.a.piece.of.crap.

By: A real vampire

A real vampire — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:18:43 +0000

You’re an idiot. That will just kill you. Don’t listen to this person.

By: Drew

Drew — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:07:08 +0000

Has anyone actually tried the first one? If so, tell me your results…

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:29:05 +0000

Loved your latest post, by the way.

By: Garg

Garg — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:07:44 +0000

The virgins need not be killed? Splendid. It’s hard enough to find virgins, now I’ll get more use out of them. Thanks for the tip!

By: Aimee

Aimee — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:46:14 +0000

Lmao! That’s awesome I was actually intrigued then I got to the bottom. Gullible is mee! I’m actually sick of the Twilight saga that’s going on. I’m a big vampire lover and surely vampires do NOT

1. Eat animals if they did they would rot/decay
2. They CANNOT go into the SUNLIGHT! Nor do they shine like diamonds!!
3. A guy living THAT long and still hasn’t got laid? Cmon people

Ok I’m done :D

By: Angie

Angie — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:00:24 +0000

*snickers*

“pernicious energy fountain”

I love it.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:36:28 +0000

Pretty good post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say
that I’ve really liked reading your posts. Anyway
I’ll be subscribing to your blog and I hope you post again soon!

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:42:24 +0000

I really wish Twilight didn’t exist, because then vampires wouldn’t have gotten so lame. But I actually love vampires–EXCLUDING TWILIGHT WHICH IS UTTER CRAP!!! (I did a really reeeally long rant about that on my blog at some point) The Anne Rice novels are good/addictive, Buffy is INCREDIBLE, True Blood is great, and come on–Dracula is just a fantastic book, vampires or no vampires.

That being said, I am just as infuriated as you are by the gothy tween types who give legit vampire fiction a bad, lame lame lame name. Also they’re just annoying and dumb. So is like all the low-rent YA fiction that is coming out IN DROVES about vampires. Ugh.

But vampires are definitely the sexiest monster…

By: Midd13M4n

Midd13M4n — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:31:59 +0000

Aren’t there enough blood-sucking, pallid-skinned, night-loving drones in the world?

Although, you did forget a good method of bringing out your inner vampire: have some friends help bury you in a coffin exactly 6 feet deep… After about a week, you will be properly “aged”, like good cheese.

By: Natasha

Natasha — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:49:02 +0000

Well now, that I know the said above.. I’m totes going to become a vampire ;p

For lack of better words, Twilight isn’t.. too bad. The part that really is kind of creepy is the way the werewolves can.. ahem.. have there soulmates be younger as them? And watch them grow..? I don’t.. somewhere in that the words wrong are printed before my eyes, haha.

and I finally got wordpress installed. YAY. Oh and follow me on twitter.. votresoleil

By: Cher

Cher — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:02:55 +0000

Hahaha at first while reading this, I thought to myself “oh god, she can’t be serious?” But after I read the second way to become a vampire I realized the sarcasm in the post. Let’s just hope other readers out there see it too! Or maybe, if someone is actually idiotic enough to attempt any of this, for their sake, they should just follow through..? Haha ah that’s terrible to say. This post was definitely entertaining! I hate this whole Twilight craze. Its ridiculous. I will admit while I was in elementary school I had read Anne Rices novels, but I quickly grew out of it. Twilight just creeps me out…