August 11th, 2004 (5:55 am)

straight outta compton!

Aww, Amanda is my homegirl. Thanks whore, you know what for! Hey that rhizz-imed! Fo rizzle! I’m lame. Pardon my gayness. Hey, that reminds me of this really nice guy I met on a chat room… Adam <3 Lemme plug his band, pardon the silence while I’m at it… heh heh. I’m a plug whore too. OMG THAT SOUNDED EXTREMELY WRONG. Nevermind.

I need to firgure out this wordpress crap. Mind as well convert the damn site to PHP while I’m at it… I am a lazy motherfucker. Ugh. I’ve been up Codegrrl‘s ass all day… well at least on the forum. Whoa, was that another plug? Yes it was. After pistol version two… which is coming soon… the brown-colored NC-17 one… yes, you may know it as the one with the nipples, I will be doing div layouts. See, iframes would be the easy way out, but they fuck up your site in search engines. BLAH. FUCK ME WITH A WOODEN SPOOOOON. We always said that in Ross House… umm, ross house was a uhh… placement for badly behaved teen girls btw… in case you were like “WTF!?!? Is that a christian day-camp?”. Haha, it wasn’t… long story…

Moving on, I am very scattered today/tonight… what effing time is it? 5:51 AM! Shit. Wow. I cuss a lot. But that’s just because I’m cool and so effing HARDxCORE lYke OMFG niGGa WHaT! fksjfjs$#%*.

This entry was a cop out. I suck. Tonight… we deal with the real issues. Promise.

10 Comments »

  1. August 11th, 2004 at 9:42 am

    WordPress is so awesome. If you have any questions, drop me a line and I’ll do my best to answer them.

    - Anela

  2. August 11th, 2004 at 10:48 am

    I still have no idea what wordpress is. Basically…I say that you should just fake it all. I fake PHPcurrently, I fake b2, because I hated it. I do it all manually and it still looks hot and awesome. I think that you should try and fake everything. aahah. It’s really easy to be faking it.5:51? Shoot man. I didn’t get up until 10:41 and i’m supposed to be up at 10…bad me. I’m still so tired. I have no idea about the Thursday disk…it’s the all white one..their big hit one. hahah. I for some reason cannot reacall the name…I could go look at the cd…but that’s pointless. Again, fake everything…it’s easier and hotter and you feel cooler. It’s part of being ELITE! hahahah. When I read ELITE in your comment, I thought it said ‘i’m ELLIE’ and i’m all…you’re ashley! hahahaha. We’re sooooo awesome. And we write so much.

    - Jess

  3. August 11th, 2004 at 11:09 am

    Whoo, thanks Anela! I have a crap-load of these little things I feel like I can’t get around in WordPress. Ugh. Thanks bunches for your offer, I’m taking you up on it.

    xoxo

    - Ashley

  4. August 11th, 2004 at 11:19 am

    Hahaha, Jess… you are so fucking funny. I can’t even tell you were faking, lol… wow, you ARE fucking ELITE! Dayummmm, I thought I was the only one who wasn’t understanding these things. Haha. Hey maybe in the future, if you ever switch back to a blogging tool, you’ll update more since it’ll be so easy… hey then you won’t be so bored and make 300 layouts a month =) Hahaha.

    FULL COLLAPSE! Yeah that CD is the shit. Much better than War All The Time… my ex boyfriend calls them “ThursGAY” but whatever, they still own even if all the west coast brats stole them from me… FAGS! Hehe. Hey… am I suppose to like… reply over at your journal? I mean, instead of commenting on my own? Meh, I’m so used to livejournal…

    My name’s not Ellie… hey don’t people name their cows and horses “Ellie”? Oh wait maybe that’s “Whoa Nelly!!!” Nevermind. It’s still a lame name. Oh shit, I hope none of your friends name’s a are Ellie. Fuck.

    xoxo

    - Ashley

  5. August 11th, 2004 at 12:30 pm

    Yeah, i’m a big fake. BIG ELITE FAKE! It’s more fun. Noooo, systems for updating are a pain…I like it how mine is, plus those take to much to change. What’s wrong with all my layouts?!?!? They’re hot. I love it and I know I wont have this much time during school…so why not? hahaha. FULL COLAPSE! Thanks! I couldn’t remember, yeah…I like it better then war all the time THIS SUNDAY I AM SEEING THURSDAY! I’m sooo stoked. So fear not…no new layouts until Sunday…maybe. Well most people would go to my site to comment back…because it’s easier, that’s what I do, but it’s cool this way…it just depends. That’s sooo funny what you said about the name ELLIE because I do infact have a friend named Ellie, she’s one of the coolest kids.aghhahahahhahaha. funnnny.

    - Jess

  6. August 11th, 2004 at 12:42 pm

    Yeah they are hot… unlike mine. You big faker. Psssh!

    I love Thursday, that’s awesome you’re going to see them play. The guy who calls them ThursGAY always talks about how they suck live but thats not true… he never even saw them play, what a fag. Ugh. Too bad their basement show days are over. They are from the same place my family is, heh. New brunswick. REPRESENTIN’ SON!

    Haha, sorry for dissing Ellie. I’m sure she’s cool. Even though her name….
    Sucks =\ lol. I’m mean.

    - Ashley

  7. August 11th, 2004 at 11:25 pm

    yup. Well yeah it was supposed to open in a pop-up, but I didn’t feel like copying the pop-up code…and figured if you really wanted to know more you’d click the me link, yeah I suck. What state are you from? Ellie’s cool, but she does drugs and parties and smokes. I need a new screename. any ideas?

    - Jess

  8. August 12th, 2004 at 6:18 pm

    Pennsylvania. REPRESENTIN’ YO’!
    Ellie’s sounds cool…
    But her lifestyle sucks.
    Drugs are lame.

    Well see, if we switched places and I was you… I’d get a really obnoxious screenname involving the word “whore”… but since you seem to be a bit more conservative/mature… that wouldn’t work out too well, haha. Be careful with the orgy-related screen names. You don’t want any pervs mistaking you for a cam-slut!!! lol

    xoxo

    - Ashley

  9. August 12th, 2004 at 8:42 pm

    hahah, wow! You totaly got me..I am all conservative…that’s like the best word for me, ahaha. Yeah, I got some weirdo girl talking dirty to me once it was pretty creepy. hahah. ITS A BAND DAMNIT!

    - Jess

  10. August 12th, 2004 at 9:17 pm

    Wow, yeah that’s scary =\ People who don’t know orgy is a band don’t deserve to live. Fucking losers.

    Hey, were you being sarcastic? Or was I actually right about the conservative-thing? It is so hard to read sarcasm as text, lol… I misinterpret things constantly. Haha

    - Ashley

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