“I failed because of Keanu Reeves!”
That is what I was crying out on my way to school this morning.
I had an exam today for my Exceptional Education class, which Justin and I had crammed for the night before. We got 4 hours of sleep. I chugged my coffee in the morning and we raced to the train station at our usual time. The train doesn’t come and we remember a flyer posted a while ago in the subway about some movie called Henry’s Crime starring Keanu Reeves, being filmed in Buffalo.
Due to this guaranteed-flop of a film, three stops were closed and unusable right in the middle of the line where they were shooting. There was supposed to be a shuttle bus to take us through those stops but when we got off at the last functioning station, the shuttle was nowhere to be found. We were already 10-15 minutes behind schedule and then we were forced to walk X amount of blocks in 18 degree weather, enduring the ridiculous wind from Lake fucking Erie… it was HORRIBLE!!! We get to class late and are unable to finish the essay question in the time allotted.
If I do poorly on this test, I am sure of one thing: I am going to KILL Keanu Reeves (after I do a few things to him, of course ;) ), all of the Hollywood crew, and the idiots at NFTA who allowed this bullshit to happen in order to make a couple of bucks.
December 17th, 2009 at 11:35 am
That sucks! I always wondered if they shut down public places like that when they film movies. I have my answer now!
- Thao
December 17th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
That is hilarious and horrible at the same time. Good luck!
- Hannah
December 18th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Bahaha.
But I mean he is oh so sexy right? You can’t kill him.. but if you do.. invite me over so I can do a few things too =] Or atleast get his autograph or a picture ;]
I really hope you got a decent grade though. Did you explain it to the teacher at all? Perhaps she could allow you to finish it or something. bahh. BETTER BE A GOOD MOVIE!
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Thank you for the comment. Aw, your dad sounds interesting. I do that too sometimes. Stop everything to enjoy a bit of nature.
I remember you cat.. Mr. Binjingles? Or something like that.. I think hahah.. I can’t remember its been awhile since I read a post about him, but that does scare me. Vito is seven so he’s getting up there!
- Natasha
January 1st, 2010 at 5:24 pm
haha.. Lake fucking Erie.
- Taylor
January 3rd, 2010 at 2:36 pm
I’m sure it’s not gone as badly as you think. Either way though Keanu Reeves should be hurt.
- Alice
January 5th, 2010 at 2:42 am
Aww I’m sure you did great you are very intelligent. Do not worry. Happy Holidays!
- Lady Impulse
January 8th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
I hope you did good on your test, Ashley. But don’t blame Keanu Reeves. He’s pretty cool. lmao.
- David
January 18th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Okay so if Keanu is found killed and raped, I am going to know where to point the police. LOL
- Sean
January 21st, 2010 at 3:19 am
Hey dude. I finally started blogging again and set up a new site. Go check it out dude :) (haha three years later!!)
- David
January 21st, 2010 at 3:02 pm
- Krystal
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:58 am
Wow, that is really frustrating! Well hope you get a great score! If not, I feel bad for Keanu.. haha
- Karen
February 11th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Hi. Just stopping by to check out your blog.
- Jenny
February 25th, 2010 at 9:01 pm
That must have been frustrating! well, don’t take it out on Keanu, he only goes where he’s told lol
- Courtney
April 14th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Oh wow. That is absolutely horrible. I hope that you don’t end up flunking your test…because you’re killing Keanu might actually help his career and destroy your family.
- Jessica
May 10th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
That’s just awful! Stupid subway, stupid Keanu Reeves…. Good luck with the test, though!
- Patricia
June 16th, 2010 at 2:47 am
Lmao, that’s pretty damn hilarious. I hope you did okay on your exam. In the even that you DO fail, you should tell your professor: “I failed because of Keanu Reeves!” :)
Hi! I found your blog through your Pink-Pistol domain WHICH I found from your abandoned(?) Pink-Pistol blog WHICH I found because I was looking at a few really, really old entries on my own blog and found a comment from you. It’s nice to see you’re still blogging. I clicked on various other people but I found their sites to be non-existent now :(
- Kim