“I failed because of Keanu Reeves!”
That is what I was crying out on my way to school this morning.
I had an exam today for my Exceptional Education class, which Justin and I had crammed for the night before. We got 4 hours of sleep. I chugged my coffee in the morning and we raced to the train station at our usual time. The train doesn’t come and we remember a flyer posted a while ago in the subway about some movie called Henry’s Crime starring Keanu Reeves, being filmed in Buffalo.
Due to this guaranteed-flop of a film, three stops were closed and unusable right in the middle of the line where they were shooting. There was supposed to be a shuttle bus to take us through those stops but when we got off at the last functioning station, the shuttle was nowhere to be found. We were already 10-15 minutes behind schedule and then we were forced to walk X amount of blocks in 18 degree weather, enduring the ridiculous wind from Lake fucking Erie… it was HORRIBLE!!! We get to class late and are unable to finish the essay question in the time allotted.
If I do poorly on this test, I am sure of one thing: I am going to KILL Keanu Reeves (after I do a few things to him, of course ;) ), all of the Hollywood crew, and the idiots at NFTA who allowed this bullshit to happen in order to make a couple of bucks.






