August 13th, 2004 (6:37 am)

OH MY FREAKIN GOD

I UPGRADED TO WORDPRESS V. 1.2 AND NOW I AM FUCKED.

Yes yes, my layout is generic and lame. Chilllllll my negros’, fo’ real. I’m on it. At least I got my entries back…

August 11th, 2004 (5:55 am)

straight outta compton!

Aww, Amanda is my homegirl. Thanks whore, you know what for! Hey that rhizz-imed! Fo rizzle! I’m lame. Pardon my gayness. Hey, that reminds me of this really nice guy I met on a chat room… Adam <3 Lemme plug his band, pardon the silence while I’m at it… heh heh. I’m a plug whore too. OMG THAT SOUNDED EXTREMELY WRONG. Nevermind.

I need to firgure out this wordpress crap. Mind as well convert the damn site to PHP while I’m at it… I am a lazy motherfucker. Ugh. I’ve been up Codegrrl’s ass all day… well at least on the forum. Whoa, was that another plug? Yes it was. After pistol version two… which is coming soon… the brown-colored NC-17 one… yes, you may know it as the one with the nipples, I will be doing div layouts. See, iframes would be the easy way out, but they fuck up your site in search engines. BLAH. FUCK ME WITH A WOODEN SPOOOOON. We always said that in Ross House… umm, ross house was a uhh… placement for badly behaved teen girls btw… in case you were like “WTF!?!? Is that a christian day-camp?”. Haha, it wasn’t… long story…

Moving on, I am very scattered today/tonight… what effing time is it? 5:51 AM! Shit. Wow. I cuss a lot. But that’s just because I’m cool and so effing HARDxCORE lYke OMFG niGGa WHaT! fksjfjs$#%*.

This entry was a cop out. I suck. Tonight… we deal with the real issues. Promise.

August 9th, 2004 (4:07 pm)

Well, it looks like Alexisonfire went and grew vaginas…

I am listening to Watch Out!, their new album that was released on July 29th, I believe. The Ebay seller took a long jolly ass time to ship it to me…

I’ve only listened to the first 5 songs, but already I am dissapointed. Where in the HELL did the screaming go? I mean, they sound so different. And they need more George in there… George is hot, because he’s skinny and geeky with a big ass mouth. And he wears glasses. Hot. I just like watching him freak out and do what he calls dancing. Actually, maybe there is enough George, just TOO MUCH Wade. Eww. Shut up already emoguy.

Oh boys boys boys, why do you do this to me? You knew I loved you so. I was willing to look past the fact that you are Canadian… very kind of me. And look what you go and do… THIS. This is an atrocity.

Alright, I am overreacting a bit. I apologize. But listen, your next full-length better be 5 times better than this or I am burning your teeshirts and putting this disc in a shoebox under my bed, along with all my Mariah Carey Cds…

August 8th, 2004 (11:47 pm)

…another lame post.

Brett, Billy, and some other guy I’ve seen around school last year are over. They’re all playing xbox with Joe, and me and Lisa are just UBER BORED. haha, I said “uber”.

Joe, Lisa and me are going to be getting a two bedroom apartment somewhere, I guess next month. My mom’s pretty much obsessed with her new boyfriend and is moving in with him. Ugh, life totally sucks. I don’t even know WHERE we’ll move. I’ll try to see if we can go to Philly or Reading, because I really can’t take another small ass town. Like EVER.

I can’t wait for college. It will OWN sooooo hard.