February 23rd, 2012 (5:03 pm)

Grocery Store Rant: Pre-Sliced Cheese

WTF is with grocery stores refusing to slice cheese for each individual customer nowadays? They pre-slice the common kinds like Land O’ Lakes American and let it sit there all day in huge stacks next to the deli meats so it takes on all the nasty flavors.

Even when we argue with them that we want it sliced extra thin or explain we are vegetarian and want it fresh, they give us a hard time! Maybe it’s a Western New York thing because I never experience this when I’m visiting my mom in Pennsylvania. Both huge grocery store chains up here, (Wegmans and Tops) pull this shit and I’m sick of it!

Note: This is a super lame old-lady rant and its my first post in months… ugh! I’m so ashamed, but it only took 3 minutes to write and that’s all the time I have right now.

PS: Does anyone else remember The Stinky Cheese Man?

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October 16th, 2011 (11:33 am)

Irrelevent, paradoxical ads make me lawl

Envy: Breathing and Dying in This Place

Ever visit a site that features random, irrelevant ads that have nothing to do with the content? Or maybe the juxtaposition of the content and the advertising just makes you laugh because it’s completely antithetical or absurd? I’m not trying to bust anyone’s chops, but I experienced this exact thing while browsing today:

lulz i found caylee

I love the softcore porn star (apparently from 2003 when people still wore trucker hats) in a “kinky” t-shirt right above Caylee’s angelic face. Is that her mom? The barbed wire tattoo is effing classy.